Top Ten Reasons to Pay for an iPhone Fart App
If you’re anything like me, you wonder (on a daily basis) why anyone would pay for an iPhone fart app. Well apparently they would (as evidenced by the unbelievable number of fart apps in the app store) so here are
The Top Ten Reasons to Pay for an iPhone Fart App
10. The smell of your own farts has begun to make you nauseous but you miss the “auditory goodness” of your own flatulence.
9. You just won the lottery and the first thought that comes into your mind is “I need to immediately fill up my iPhone with fart apps”.
8. There’s no better theft protection for your iPhone than the “Security Fart”. (No joke — there is such a thing — check it out here)
7. You’re embarking upon a career as a Flatulence Performance Artist and you can write off iFart as a business expense.
6. Concerned you just sharted, you rush to compare the sound to what you just heard.
5. The quality of the fart sounds in the free apps “just don’t cut it anymore”.
4. Sometimes, you just gotta’ splurge.
3. In an attempt to keep up with North Korea, you decide to begin your own nuclear testing program.
2. Life cannot continue until you find out what a “Brown Mosquito” fart sounds like.
1. Farts are Funny
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